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A Carpet Cleaner Walks into the Bedroom
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A Carpet Cleaner Walks into his Bedroom.

Right behind him is a Sheep. He says "Honey this is the Cow that I have sex with when you have a headache."

His Wife says "If you weren't such a Dumb Carpet Cleaner you would know that is a Sheep not a Cow"

The man responds "If you weren't such an ignorant Cow you would know who I was talking to."

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#2
LOL!!!
hatsoff


Phi needs to use that one in his act!
You never rolled in the hay
Ya never thrown it in four wheel
Climb on up in here, girl
Let me show ya how country feels


"How Country Feels" Randy Houser


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#3
Normally, I hate jokes.....but that one is very funny.

Big Grin
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#4
funny.. I was expect a CC story though... I have walked into a couple bedrooms too... One person turned red, one or 2 have turned white. I will leave it to you as to which person is which...

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I thought I was going to have to explain it to Richard C. Good Job Chavez... I am pretty sure Pigchit didn't understand it, but then he may have issues because of the last sheep that dumped on him.... literally.

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Quote:I thought I was going to have to explain it to Richard C. Good Job Chavez... I am pretty sure Pigchit didn't understand it, but then he may have issues because of the last sheep that dumped on him.... literally.
Thanks....I think?

Honestly I'm not as stoopie as you look, it only appears that way! Tongue
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You never rolled in the hay
Ya never thrown it in four wheel
Climb on up in here, girl
Let me show ya how country feels


"How Country Feels" Randy Houser


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#7
Leave me out of these animal threads.

I have to be careful what I say.
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Careful what say? No Way
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I am sorry, this is the funniest Montaaaaaana Joke I have heard in a long time.

As they say Muttons is better than Nuttin.



Steve
I think you should make this a Sticky.... just joking.
Quality means doing it right when no one is looking...

Henry Ford
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#10
Yikes

You guys in Montana pretty much stay in Montana right? Tongue
You never rolled in the hay
Ya never thrown it in four wheel
Climb on up in here, girl
Let me show ya how country feels


"How Country Feels" Randy Houser


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(02-09-2011, 09:25 AM)Richardc Wrote: Yikes

You guys in Montana pretty much stay in Montana right? Tongue

Actually Richard I am heading out next week on a Western Tour. I am meeting one of my sons in Phoenix for a little bicycle riding and we are taking a go cart racing class---the go carts are suppose to go from zero to 100 in 6 seconds....

Visiting friends in Palm Desert, Santa Cruz, Boise, Salt Lake, Vegas, Seattle, Anaconda Mt, and other spots in between. I don't have an exact schedule.

This Montaaaana boy has spent a bit of time in the Plattsburg, Mo-- Kansas City area also... Scary Huh?


Montaaaaaana where good women are scarce and Sheep are pretty....


and scared.
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I have noticed that none of you guys ever come to Alabama. What's up with that?
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Quote:I am meeting one of my sons in Phoenix for a little bicycle riding and we are taking a go cart racing class---the go carts are suppose to go from zero to 100 in 6 seconds....
We have Heartland Park race trace and they race them here. I went out and watched them the first time they came to town. Pretty scary going that fast, that low to the ground, exposed with little protection.

Quote:This Montaaaana boy has spent a bit of time in the Plattsburg, Mo-- Kansas City area also... Scary Huh?
50-minutes away...gulp! Yikes


Quote:Montaaaaaana where good women are scarce and Sheep are pretty....


and scared.
MOVE to where the women are!!!

Quote:I have noticed that none of you guys ever come to Alabama. What's up with that?
Hey Tony visited you, he said you gave the waitress trouble about your meal. LOL

You never rolled in the hay
Ya never thrown it in four wheel
Climb on up in here, girl
Let me show ya how country feels


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#14
Tony is full of self-important sh$%.

I was joking around with the waitress and Tony about had a heart attack thinking I was serious. He reminds me of the steriotypical British stiff neck with no sense of humor.
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(02-09-2011, 03:08 PM)Pigchip Wrote: Tony is full of self-important sh$%.

I was joking around with the waitress and Tony about had a heart attack thinking I was serious. He reminds me of the steriotypical British stiff neck with no sense of humor.

Tony isn't British... he is S. African; ask him.Tongue
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Quote:I was joking around with the waitress and Tony about had a heart attack thinking I was serious. He reminds me of the steriotypical British stiff neck with no sense of humor.
He knew you were kidding. Hell we all know you by now. Big Grin

Tony is from Africa and has lived just about every where.

Humm you don't suppose they get tired of him and kick him out of their country's do you? Tongue
You never rolled in the hay
Ya never thrown it in four wheel
Climb on up in here, girl
Let me show ya how country feels


"How Country Feels" Randy Houser


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(02-09-2011, 03:32 PM)Richardc Wrote:
Quote:I was joking around with the waitress and Tony about had a heart attack thinking I was serious. He reminds me of the steriotypical British stiff neck with no sense of humor.
He knew you were kidding. Hell we all know you by now. Big Grin

Tony is from Africa and has lived just about every where.

Humm you don't suppose they get tired of him and kick him out of their country's do you? Tongue

If Canada kicks him out, I think he has his heart set on Prattville.Confusedleepy:
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Quote:If Canada kicks him out, I think he has his heart set on Prattville.Sleepy
I think they did!
I'm pretty sure he moved to Washington State or somewhere in the Northwest.

He wanted to be in the US, but as far from Porkchop as he could get but still be on the mainland! Tongue

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You never rolled in the hay
Ya never thrown it in four wheel
Climb on up in here, girl
Let me show ya how country feels


"How Country Feels" Randy Houser


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I'm surprised... I thought if he didn't move to Prattville, nEBRasKA would be his 2nd choice. He mentioned Somptin bout being a cHimP for JiMbO to me one time.
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I have to laugh just thinking what would happen to Tony if he moved to Alabama.

24 hours wouldn't pass before he talked himself into being bent over a barrell with his pants down.
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