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A Carpet Cleaner Walks into the Bedroom
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(02-09-2011, 04:32 PM)Pigchip Wrote: I have to laugh just thinking what would happen to Tony if he moved to Alabama.

24 hours wouldn't pass before he talked himself into being bent over a barrell with his pants down.

Yikes Oh my what a visual! I need a drink.Beer
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Quote:24 hours wouldn't pass before he talked himself into being bent over a barrell with his pants down.
Heeey! What's wrong with you peoples, first Rick and Montana hotties and now your deliverance buddies.

(Note to self, never visit Montana and especially Alabama!!!)

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What kind of barrel?
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So this guy from Kaaaansas was showing a newbie from Florida around. They are driving down the road and the Kansan sees a sheep with its head stuck in the fence.

He stops the van and jumps out and runs up behind the sheep and gives her the best 3 inches of her life.

He then turns to the Floridian and says "You want some of this?"











The Floridian says










"Do I have to put my head in the fence?"


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What kind of fence?
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We don't have sheep in Kansas! Tongue

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Ya never thrown it in four wheel
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(02-10-2011, 10:21 AM)Richardc Wrote: We don't have sheep in Kansas! Tongue

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Yeah, but they have them in neBrASskA and they're accessible when you vist jIMmY!
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Jimmy prefers to pick on squirrels and crows, does that mean that he's that...................naw he couldn't be! Tongue

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Ya never thrown it in four wheel
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