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12 step program to cure VLM addiction
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So the Andy foundation has developed a 12 step program to cure VLM addiction, If you need help, call the toll free number to listen to a FREE 14 hour message, for FREE,

at the end you will be told the price of the program, It is a one year commitment , but I break up the cost in to 12 easy payments.

Andy Foundation members get 10% Off.
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The only requirement for the program is to be BLIND.
John "PadMan" Geurkink
Trinity Renewal Systems
The Grandfather of OP
Encap Carpet Cleaning Machines
I was OP when OP wasn't cool
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just click on the link below

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I am beginning to feel the shakes and I think the only thing that can counter that is the Rock I'm sorryLOL
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Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

That was hilarious Terry! It took me a little while to figure it out.




Fwiw-I must confess Andy. I have been using VLM a lot more lately, but since I have a lifetime membership into the Andy foundation...I'm good.
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(09-30-2013, 09:00 PM)Lefty724 Wrote: Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

That was hilarious Terry! It took me a little while to figure it out.




Fwiw-I must confess Andy. I have been using VLM a lot more lately, but since I have a lifetime membership into the Andy foundation...I'm good.

its ok Smile
heard you bought a HOST and soon that will be your main method, for a few months and then onto what is the question happy
Dustin

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(09-30-2013, 09:05 PM)cleantech Wrote:
(09-30-2013, 09:00 PM)Lefty724 Wrote: Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

That was hilarious Terry! It took me a little while to figure it out.




Fwiw-I must confess Andy. I have been using VLM a lot more lately, but since I have a lifetime membership into the Andy foundation...I'm good.

its ok Smile
heard you bought a HOST and soon that will be your main method, for a few months and then onto what is the question happy


LoL, you know me too well!

I've committed to using the Host machine on every VLM job. So far I have pulled out a little clumps here and there.

I was actually thinking to myself today, how do those guys that CRB only do it? That would be tough IMO.

Btw, I don't have a "main method". It's whatever I'm into that week lol. Ahh the beauty of doing empties...
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So far the respose has been underwhelming, I think it may help to understand if you have a problem or not, here are the sings that you may suffer from VLM addiction.... (if you answer yes to one or more of these questions)

1) Are you in denial?
2) have tried to pad clean 2 pounds of fresh dog poo?
3) have you ever done water flood extraction by dry padding with an OP machine?

4) have you told yourself or others that you have never tip bloomed a carpet in 20 years of OP cleaning?


5) Do you believe that using 1 microfiber pad to clean a whole house is cleaning better then a TM?

6) Did you sell your Vortex cause OP cleaned a restaurant better?

7) do you think that Von Shrader machine is still relevant in the modern world.

8) Do you wash your car by spraying encap on it , then when dry , run a vacuum over the car?

9) do you tell your customers that you use "technology" to clean?

10) is your name Mardie?

11) do you offer crime scene clean up, and your method of disinfection is to spray coldial silver , ?

12) instead of giving your dog a bath, you spray him with encap then run your crb over him.


14) do you use a crb brush, to comb your hair in the morning?

15) rather then pressure washing the out side of your home, you run a cimex up and down while gravity feeding soap.

16) you mow your lawn with a cimex and fiber max pads?.

17) you use a penguin sprayer to water your lawn.?

18) you use a crb with collection bins to rake up your leaves in the front yard.

Don't worry if you answered yes to any of these questions, help is available!
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#9
I use SuperZorbs to dry myself off when I get out of the shower.

Does that count?

Also, you've been given a custom title. Check underneath your name.
I'm just trying to hack my way to glory.

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LOL
Currently retired from HWE; VLM only. Commercial Only...well except for the occasional resi job every few weeks.

Carpet Cleaning Rochester NY
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The tools I use or have on the van ... in order from most used, to least used:  Dyson ; 19" Cimex ; Multi-Sprayer ; Orbot ; Oreck-Orbiter ; Hoover-Conquest ; Cyclo Polisher ; DryPod ; 20" Whittaker Trio.
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Andy it is ok I am sure everyone here understands your dilemma . awwwman
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#12
Lol! Good for a laugh

Now I actually want top see someone outside using the crb on their lawn.just for Andy I would be out there right now making a video of the many uses of the crb Big Grin


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Dustin

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Grumpy,cm,cimex, 175's 13"-20",square pad,cyclo's,stepson wannabe
aerotech tm (actually KNOW how to use it Tongue), ninja portable, steamin demon(tsunami)
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LoL, I'll answer the questions first......
1. No
2. No LoL!
3. Yes, it sucks
4. LOL
5. Yes
6. LoL
7. Maybe to Mardie
8. Kind of...use "wipe n shine and it's awesome!
9. Always
10. No
11. I have a weak stomach
12. I tried...she hated it
13. Where's 13?
14. Hurts
15. Too heavy
16. No room. I'm Mexican, so there is an Impala on milk crates, BBQ pit, and a weight bench there already
17. Never
18. No bins, in the process though.
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Lefty , you answered yes to one or more. You have a problem my friend. I'm sorry for what I've done to you.
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Yes Andy have a VLM problem.....I love it. It's all your fault for teaching me!!!!

As long as I have my beer, siriachi hot sauce, and VLM...I'm a happy guy.
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siriachi hot sauce? I got hooked on that stuff 25 years ago,

I had this Asian friend, and they always had the stuff around, when ever I went to his house, his family would feed it to me along with sticky rice and other stuff,

I kept telling everyone how great this Asian hot sauce is and no one believed, Now I see the stuff in everyone's house.

The stuff Is magical on fried chicken
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I go through a big bottle of that stuff about every two months.

There is almost nothing that I don't add that sauce to.

Only exceptions that come to mind are ice cream and cereal.

I wonder if we should be adding it to our pre spray?
I'm just trying to hack my way to glory.

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#18
LoL!!! D actually recommended it to me a while ago but I'm a Tapatio guy. I decided to buy some the other night and it's awesome!!!!!

Bought a second bottle for the van lol!!!
   
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good stuff, i like it on my NY pizza.

Dave's Insanity is some smokin good hot sauce Angel
Currently retired from HWE; VLM only. Commercial Only...well except for the occasional resi job every few weeks.

Carpet Cleaning Rochester NY
Carpet Cleaner Rochester NY

The tools I use or have on the van ... in order from most used, to least used:  Dyson ; 19" Cimex ; Multi-Sprayer ; Orbot ; Oreck-Orbiter ; Hoover-Conquest ; Cyclo Polisher ; DryPod ; 20" Whittaker Trio.
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