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Something funny happened to me today
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I enjoy my bank. The employees there know me by name and we always have some laughs.

There is one girl who is really good at sarcasm and she can dish it out as well as she can take it.

she is upbeat and smiles all of the time. I like that.

We enjoy asking one another how well things are etc...

I asked her how she was today and she replied "Awesome".. as usual.

I replied how it felt more awesome than normal and I asked her why..

Her reply.... I swear to god she said to me:

Phil, I farted earlier today and glitter came out.

I told her I was stealing that line.
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#2
That's awesome! She sounds cool, as do you.

I'm glad you've gotten to know me! Tongue
You never rolled in the hay
Ya never thrown it in four wheel
Climb on up in here, girl
Let me show ya how country feels


"How Country Feels" Randy Houser


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#3
Ha! That's a good one.
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#4
Hey Phil look at this.

LOL

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and this.

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You never rolled in the hay
Ya never thrown it in four wheel
Climb on up in here, girl
Let me show ya how country feels


"How Country Feels" Randy Houser


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#5
So, SHE stole it from somebody else.

Or did you do that in photoshop?
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It started a long time ago in a land far far away....but it was the first time I saw it. I'm still "L"ing.....just not "OL" now.

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There were soooo many other photos I wanted to post from Google....but I get the feeling this is a family board. SadTongue
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#7
You can buy them, I didn't Photoshop them. I would say she stole it though, just used it.[/align]
You never rolled in the hay
Ya never thrown it in four wheel
Climb on up in here, girl
Let me show ya how country feels


"How Country Feels" Randy Houser


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#8
Be honest....it turned you on a little when she said it right? riiiight?? Heart
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#9
Of course. Humor is sexy.

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#10
I enjoy the banter with women like that. Never met a smart as* cuttie that I didn't like.

My wife is a smartas* ! Big Grin
You never rolled in the hay
Ya never thrown it in four wheel
Climb on up in here, girl
Let me show ya how country feels


"How Country Feels" Randy Houser


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#11
Yes, I figured she HAD to have a good sense of humor.
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Quote:Yes, I figured she HAD to have a good sense of humor.
Yes she does, she would even think that was funny! Big Grin
You never rolled in the hay
Ya never thrown it in four wheel
Climb on up in here, girl
Let me show ya how country feels


"How Country Feels" Randy Houser


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#13
Yes, Ms. Jeni has a great sense of humor. Every time I pull down my pants she laughs hysterically. Confused

She's a really good smart azz too. Love a good challenge.

Pretty, smart, funny, sexy, honest good person....I hit the jackpot with this one.

She's wholesome though....if you mention farting she will give you the evil eye.

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Quote:She's wholesome though....if you mention farting she will give you the evil eye.
Yea Christy thinks it's a guys game, but she bust out laughing when I told her what Phil's girl said. Big Grin
You never rolled in the hay
Ya never thrown it in four wheel
Climb on up in here, girl
Let me show ya how country feels


"How Country Feels" Randy Houser


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